Today I was away at: Work (hold on to your horses boys, this is going to get wild)

I bought a new airfreshner for my car and now it smells like hot apples.

While in the bathroom at work, I ran into Woman with 13 Cats. Woman with 13 Cats asked me why I was wearing my hair down. My reply was simple, "Because it's Wednesday."
"I get it," she responded. "You wear your hair down every Wednesday." She was correct and continued, "That's just like how I wear my red shirt every Wednesday."

Don't ever let me get 13 cats.