a couple years ago in atlanta, i got to see cannibal corpse in concert. i knew i was in trouble when the lead singer said in a very soft voice, "this is a song i wrote about chopping my girlfriend's head off with a rusty hacksaw and having sex with her neck. it goes something like this..."and then launched into the most aggressive and awful rock song i've ever heard.

secretly, though, i was having fun. i mean, cannibal corpse!!!