Once upon a time, Frederick the lion decided he wanted to be king. However, it was to Frederick's dismay that he wasn't actually a lion. Once he realized the truth, he decided that he should probably stand up and put some clothes on. But since he was such a procrastinator, it took three days before he could convince himself that naked wasn't going to win him the prize. So he decided to put on a hat and call it a day!
As he walked to his car, he began to remember the whole reason why he came there in the first place. He wanted to drive (duh). So then I was all like, "Step off son." And then he was like, "Oh no you di--in'." Assuming he was playing a game of fill in the blank, Rebecca shouted "dishin'?" So I punched the thing and now I can't eat fish anymore. Sucks right?

- By Lori, Jamal and Tracey