I had these two cute little spiders at work. Each one had created a cute little web in a corner of my window and I named my spiders Left Hand Corner Spider and Right Hand Corner Spider. We lived happily, the three of us, and my spiders caught all sorts of gnats and flies. Seeing that winter is on its way, I decided that my spiders would have a permanent home in my cubicle. Then a big scary spider appeared. And Big Scary Spider moved in with Right Hand Corner Spider. Then Right Hand Corner Spider disappeared...

Needless to say, I am not a fan of Big Scary Spider.