Once upon a time, Frederick the lion decided he wanted to be king. However, it was to Frederick's dismay that he wasn't actually a lion. Once he realized the truth, he decided that he should probably stand up and put some clothes on. But since he was such a procrastinator, it took three days before he could convince himself that naked wasn't going to win him the prize. So he decided to put on a hat and call it a day!
As he walked to his car, he began to remember the whole reason why he came there in the first place. He wanted to drive (duh). So then I was all like, "Step off son." And then he was like, "Oh no you di--in'." Assuming he was playing a game of fill in the blank, Rebecca shouted "dishin'?" So I punched the thing and now I can't eat fish anymore. Sucks right?

- By Lori, Jamal and Tracey

Kids Look!

Perhaps slightly immature, but an unforgetable sight from the 11/15 tour.

Big Scary Spider died. Just curled up and fell right off the window. I think the cold did him in.

I had these two cute little spiders at work. Each one had created a cute little web in a corner of my window and I named my spiders Left Hand Corner Spider and Right Hand Corner Spider. We lived happily, the three of us, and my spiders caught all sorts of gnats and flies. Seeing that winter is on its way, I decided that my spiders would have a permanent home in my cubicle. Then a big scary spider appeared. And Big Scary Spider moved in with Right Hand Corner Spider. Then Right Hand Corner Spider disappeared...

Needless to say, I am not a fan of Big Scary Spider.