I painted my shoes.

when one wakes up in the middle
of the night with the urge to pee,

it's difficult for one to go back to sleep and
not dream of peeing or looking for a bathroom.

mccain said "my friends" approximately 79 times tonight.

mommy, the old bald man scares me!!

Those That are Rightly Named

The cactus pear is quite prickly. Don't touch it, even if it is sitting innocently in the grocery store's produce section. It will hurt you.