Imagine how terrifying it would be if Pac Man had teeth...

Right-o. At the grocery store last night, we ran across this:

Aloe Vera Juice drink. With pieces of Aloe floating in it.


And do you know what? We bought it. And it tastes like Jello ......and......aloe.

There was something that I was going to look up and put in here for your reading enjoyment, but until I remember what it is, I am going to check my credit card statement.

I work in a noisy environment - machines, forklift traffic, motors, pumps, etc.

When people say hello or ask me how I am doing as I walk past, assuming that no one will be able to hear me over the noise, I find that I just mouth a response back without actually saying anything.

he sleeps 90% of the day

but with his limited life experiences,

what can he possibly be dreaming about all that time???

Someone left Coconut Lime lotion on the bed. "Oh, summery," I thought as I lathered it all over my skin and went to work.

Before bed I re-applied and enjoyed the tropical scent as I drifted to sleep.

I went to use it again yesterday morning and noticed something I hadn't seen before: VOLUMIZING. Loud and clear as can be.

Volumizing lotion? To make your skin puffy?

And that's when I realized I had been wrong...

I don't have lips with a fork, but I do have lips with legs.

I ate six pop tarts today.