A Word to the wise (an excerpt from today's morning meeting):

"If you gonna get got, people gonna get ya."

Attention one and all! Milk glasses have formally been renamed "Milk Floats."

Today at work:

"Um...Russell...it is raining in the Application Room."

Thank you.

The Redskins beat the Cowboys with 0 seconds left on the clock with a 47 yard field goal!!

And this is important because...?

Because this year, I am pretending that I love the Redskins. All the excitement, none of the emotional baggage.

Hail to the Redskins! Hail Victory! Braves on the warpath! Fight for old D.C.!

Woo hoo! Go Skins!